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November 12, 2006 Last night was quite emotional for me.  Artrageous was amazing, the place was packed and the crowd was really up for it.

I made it to eXceSs and Josh was opening upstairs.  I was really impressed by Josh's set - his growth as a DJ is quite exceptional.

The DJ term for a regular gig is a residency - probably dating back to the original house days.  Although eXceSs was my second residency (Zone was the first), the club has always held a close place in my heart.  Spinning weekly for 8 years, I have seen the club through the ups and downs.  The big nights with seemingly millions of people.  The low nights when we mourned the loss of people close to us.  Its hard to remember a time when I wasn't spinning at eXceSs.  Its as if a chapter of my life is coming to an end.  

You could easily call my set - the greatest hits of eXceSs - going back with favorites like "Spente Le Stelle" and "Blow Your Mind" and even touching back to the Underground days with "O Fortuna" and "I Feel It" while mixing in this year's best records (DJ Dean and Pendulum) and a few current faves (Spank Rock and Ercola).  

I got quite emotional towards the end and the last hour, I couldn't stop crying. (In case you are wondering about the stutter/skip - I was literally shaking.)  

Knowing that I would be playing the final songs at eXceSs in the current location, I thought ahead of time of what songs I would play.  Here are the final nine songs and why I played them:

Vengaboys "Cheekah Bow Bow" - eXceSs classic

Globaldeejays What a Feeling" - appropriate message with that Benassi sound we all love

Vernessa Mitchell "This Joy" - eXceSs classic with a great message (this Joy has liberated me - dance as religious experience)

Kaci "Paradise" - eXceSs classic that I played the hell out of for years (when I'm with you - it's paradise)

AStudio "SoS" - My current personal theme

Kamilian "Guidance" - the first song I ever played at eXceSs, a very spiritual message - and a response to "SOS"

JCA "Flyaway" - personal message to crowd

Aaron Smith "Dancing" - appropriate message (dancing is what to do, dancing is why I think of you, dancing is what frees my soul, dancing is what makes me whole)

Madison Avenue "Don't Call Me Baby (Camisra mashup)" - I was going to end with Lustral's "Everytime" which was the last song I played on opening night and had and appropriate message ("everytime I close my eyes, I see your face") but I had to end with an up song.  This mashup is an eXceSs classic and the overlay message, even though its from the Jerky Boys says, "Let me show you what I'm capable of, honey if you just give me a chance, I will show you things you won't believe" -- appropriate on so many levels.  I originally got that mashup from DJ Derek at Upscale and it has been in my case ever since.  I can't imagine a song any happier than that.

Then I plugged my headphones into the microphone jack (a cheap old school DJ trick) and talked to the crowd.  In 8 years, I don't think I have ever done that - but for closure it felt necessary.

Thank you to everyone who came out to eXceSs - it was all of you who made the place so magical...

November 10, 2006 Tomorrow night is an incredibly big night for Nashville with two major events - Artrageous and the closing night of eXceSs.

Artrageous is the annual fundraiser for Nashville Cares which starts with a tour of nine fabulous art galleries. The galleries opening their doors this year are The Art House, Art & Invention, The Arts Company, Avante Galleries, Bennett Galleries, Dangenart, Finer Things, LeQuire Gallery, and TAG. Each gallery will feature food and drink from wonderful restaurants during the extended four gallery tour kicking off at 6pm. Artrageous will climax with the Late Party at the City Hall from 10pm-12am. I will be spinning the tunes on the fabulous sound system for a wonderful big room experience of frivolity and fabulousity.

Listen for special songs celebrating this year's theme - Shaken Not Stirred. Tickets are available at each gallery and for more information check out http://www.artrageous.org/.

It is with a very heavy heart that I am announcing that eXceSs/Orbit is closing in its current location. I spun the opening night in 1999 and am spinning the closing night in 2006, celebrating its run as the longest running afterhours in Nashville. Coming to mind are all the wonderful events, fabulous music, great DJs, fun nights, and, of course, the insane party people who made eXceSs the best place to party. I have dug into my crates and pulled out a lot of eXceSs favorites and will be doing a fun mix of new and classic records. eXceSs will reopen in a new location in the future. I strongly encourage everyone to come out to eXceSs to continue partying aftert Artrageous.

If you are male and are looking for a great outfit for Saturday night, be sure to check out Flip (909 8th Avenue South). It's hard to describe, but I guess you would call it upscale designer consignment. The store features new and impeccably-conditioned pre-worn clothing at huge discounts from other retail establishments. The front features a wide variety of suits, shoes, ties, and sweaters, while the back has a great selection of high-end jeans and club attire. It's definitely worth a visit as you prepare for Saturday.

I need to get off my butt and send out updates more often. Lenny B and I traveled to Amsterdam last month for the Amsterdam Dance Event. ADE is the premiere European dance music event and we had several great meetings and hit some incredible parties. Check out pictures and a full wrap up on dancemusic.about.com. I came back with a sackful of hot choons that I have been happily playing in the clubs and on the weekly radio show.

Speaking of WRVU, be sure to tune in to 91 Out of Closet tomorrow for a very special interview with Emmy award winning Leslie Jordan and Rosemary Alexander from the Del Shores productions "Southern Baptist Sissies" and "Sordid Lives." Special guest interviewers Jessica Sparks and Danny Proctor will conduct the interview from 3:30pm-4pm after This Way Out.

Many people have eMailed me asking my opinion of the election results. While Amendment 1 passed, I am optimistic because of the unity that the Vote No on 1 campaign brought to the LGBT. So often we get caught up in our little worlds or petty squabbles and we can miss the big picture. Davidson and Knox County both had 30% No votes - higher that the overall average. Several religious groups came out to support us. College students were standing on West End getting people to honk their horns to show support. We have a long way to go -- but we surely did manage to come together to support an important cause.

On a totally inappropriate and personal note, did anyone else notice that the Shelby Community Center became quite cruise-y and election day? I haven't seen that many lesbians and gay boys during day light hours since Pride. Maybe I am just showing my East Nashville pride.. or just responding to that great bumper sticker "37206.. over the river and through the hood." Either way, it warmed my heart to see so many East Nashville restaurants supporting Artrageous. I love my neighborhood.

Also, the Belcourt theatre has two interesting offerings for those who like their queer films a little off-kilter: Howard Hawks' 1948 Western classic Red River shows Friday through Sunday, and Kelly Reichardt's Old Joy is continuing through Thursday. While neither film is explicitly gay in content, both are steeped in the kind of subtext that have fuelled many a queer grad student's exigeses (Red River is even prominently featured in the documentary The Celluloid Closet). Showtimes are available at http://belcourt.org/

April 23, 2006

Can anyone imagine a Bjork and PDiddy collaboration?

April 5, 2006 Someone described me as being "like a freak of nature, but in a good way."  How sweet!

April 1, 2006 Its April Fools day - so for a laugh, check out Realistic movie posters.

March 5, 2006 Time to get on my soapbox.

February 23, 2006 Pictures from my site were used in a Wikipedia definition.. woo hoo!  I know I have arrived.  Check out the German definition of Ian Van Dahl.

February 20, 2006 I am happy hardcore!

You are happy hardcore!

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February 14, 2006 It is my one year anniversary in my house.  I am loving it.  I just finished the bedroom and am starting to work on the office.  Check out some new pictures.

February 3, 2006 My favorite site for audiogeek tech equipment - TracerTek

January 30, 2006 My high school has its own website now for its alumni..

January 26, 2006 Looks like the server move has gone pretty well. I've changed webhosts to WireNine.

Check out my friend Graham's blog.

January 15, 2006 I've started blogging on my myspace page - check out http://www.myspace.com/djron91

December 30, 2005 Tomorrow is New Years Eve, it's hard to believe 2005 is ending. I must disagree with Madonna when she sings "time goes by so slowly."

Argh, that's so hacky, but since I am going there, I my as well talk about my new year's resolutions. 2004 was about paying off all the debt and 2005 was about setting up the house. My main goal for 2006 will be rededicating myself to DJing and getting back on the road. I haven't really toured extensively since 2000/2001. I had so much fun playing Moonshot in Huntsville last year that I am ready to start playing out again. The plan is to start in the Southeast (Huntsville and Louisville are the first two likely gigs) and there will possibly be some Canadian and European dates by the end of year.

Another goal for 2006 will be a big reorganization of the dancemusic.about.com site. In three years, we have posted over 900 CD reviews and 500 articles! That amount of data makes finding what you are interested in a bit difficult. Technology plays a role in some other goals with both my library and VJing. I have books of CDRs from the past 9 years and even though they are all catalogued (Thanks Kat), CDRs degrade over time and take up a lot of physical space. I am working with my wonderful brother Barry on a hard drive storage solution with a strong backup.

Switching to the laptop for DJing this year was a learning curve and it has turned into a wonderful tool. Having so much music available to play was overwhelming at first but I have gotten used to it and makes requests so much easier to find. So if someone happens to request something random like Danzel's "Pump It Up," I can be assured that I have it on hand. The next logical step is VJing on laptop and I am exploring software and digitzing options.

Enough about next year, let's talk about tomorrow - New Year's Eve. I am going to kick off the day with a 7 hour flashback MarathRon on WRVU 91.1 FM from 12Noon to 7pm. I am going to plunder my stacks and bring back the best dance records since I started on WRVU in 1992. Wow - that's nearly 15 years in 7 hours, its definitely going to be fun. For the evening, I am spinning the countdown at eXceSs from 11pm-12:30am. We are opening early at 10pm and will be featuring an incredible lineup of 16 amazing local djs. If you want to come out and hear a real variety of electronic/dance music, eXceSs is the place for New Year's Eve.

And don't forget about Brokeback Mountain which opens today at the Green Hills Cinema. The "gay shepherd" movie featuring Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal will no doubt sell out the first few screenings, so consider using Fandango for advanced tickets and get there early. Tribe will be hosting a release party next Wednesday with festive giveaways of movie passes, t-shirts, bandanas, and a really butch jacket (just like you see in the movie).

December 27, 2005 I heard this on the radio and thought it was worth sharing:

To the Republicans – Merry Christmas.

To the Democrats – Happy Holidays.

To the Atheists – CHEERS!

Just be careful who you send it to, or you might get responses like this:

Democrat or Atheist if you take Christ out of Christmas there is really nothing to celebrate, nothing real to be Happy or Cheering about... perhaps a day or two off from work but not anything real that will last anyway.

The end for those who are luke warm and plain old reject God is made very clear in the Bible and instead of "Happy or Cheers" the terms used to describe it are more like "cast into the lake of fire, tormented day and night for ever and ever".

Christians are Merry at Christmas because they are celebrating the birth of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Anyway... just wanted to point out that Merry Christmas is not necessarily a Republican response... but it is a true Christian Response when describing the Holiday (Holy Day) we just celebrated.

December 23, 2005 What song was number one on the day you were born?

December 21, 2005 Anyone else sick of the Madonna "Hung Up" video?  Here is a funny spoof that I found online.

December 14, 2005 For all the dj worshippers out there, check out this cartoon about false DJ idols... the trance cracker.

December 7, 2005 This was a nice compliment someone gave me:

You know, sometimes I feel like I'm surrounded by such negative people, never seeing the good in anything. I think we should find a way to synthesize your DNA or something, and release it into the water supply globally!

How scary would that be -- can you imagine me procreating?

December 3, 2005 Looking for a few good ways to waste time -

Try this addictive escape game.

Or read some fake gay news.

Or be a virtual dj.

December 1, 2005 Someone who has way too much spare time made a movie about desktop icons gone mad..

November 30, 2005 Looking for some holiday gift ideas?  Good socks and Jessica's facvorite jewelry

November 28, 2005 Thanks to everyone who came over for my housewarming/birthday party yesterday.  Like a schmuch, I forgot to take pictures...

November 23, 2005 Any Laura Branigan fans out there?  Check out the boutique

November 21, 2005 The infamous "I Will Survive" Thanksgiving greeting card.

November 17, 2005 Political commentary from PopBitch:

If Dick Cheney's right hand man Scooter Libby is convicted of lying to federal investigators, it's nice to know he's got a literary career to fall back on.

In 1996 Scooter wrote a novel, The Apprentice. Set in a remote Japanese province in 1903, the book tells the tale of Setsuo, a virgin innkeeper. And just as you'd expect from a right-wing conservative... it's full of weirdo sex scenes and swearing. Young girls get raped by bears, or shagged by their uncles, and people have sex with deer.

Here's a taster:

"At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest."

More here.

October 31, 2005 The Amsterdam Dance Event was amazing - Read about it and check out the pictures.  Found a great new clothing store - We Fashion. I bought a poste of my favorite painting from the Van Gogh museum - check out Amandelbloesem.

August 17, 2005 As a music critic, the number of dance music compilations coming out is a bit overwhelming.  Here is a good response to the infinite number of Ibiza themed compilations.

August 9, 2005 Regarding the gasoline price gouging.. check out can't afford my gasoline.

July 31, 2005 Do you believe in Colorstrology - a special color for you chosen based on your date of birth?  According to the chart - I am dry rose.

July 30, 2005 Trying to catch up - here is a page of pictures from the Moonshot party in Huntsville.

July 22, 2005 Email Update

Howdy everyone. I had a great time spinning the Olympus party in Huntsville last weekend. The benefit for the AIDS service organization Moonshot was a huge success and featured a Friday performance by gay Jewish comedian Lorne Newman (best line - when talking about drag queens - "If lipsyncing was really a talent, Milli Vanilli would have kept their Grammy.") I spun the Saturday night event with DJ Greg Dean from Atlanta (watch out for him, a breaking circuit talent from Atlanta) and Guyton (a phenomenal male vocalist with an amazing range.) After the event, we checked out DJ Derek spinning at Upscale and Lydia Prim at Insmonia. I want to congratulate the Moonshot crew for a megasuccessful event and thank them for taking such good care of us!

Talking about taking good care, have you ever tried an Oxygen bar? I was hesitant at first but have quickly become a regular at Cafe O2 on 2nd Avenue. Owned by the effervescent Kara, the bar at Cafe O2 delivers 95% pure oxygen blended with all natural cold pressed aromas. Oxygen detoxifies and energizes your system. Cafe O2 also has consignment/vintage clothing, local art, jewelry, and books all at very reasonable prices. Check out the Cafe O2 website and stop by to do some Oxygen. Cafe O2 will be hosting a fundraiser and artshow to benefit the Lost Boys of the Sudan on August 5th.

Both WRFN and WRVU, the radio stations that I work at, are holding benefits this weekend. Tonight - WRFN will cosponsor Frequency Freedom Friday at Exit-In with live bands and speakers about RFN, media consolidation and other important issues. Tickets are $7 at the door, which opens at 9pm. Tomorrow - WRVU will host Ellington, Death Comesto Matteson, Velcro Stars, and Kyle Andrews at the End. Tickets are $5 at the door, which opens at 9pm.

Speaking of the radio station, my time slot on WRFN has moved up to 10pm-12midnight on Mondays. You can listen at 98.9 FM or online at http://radiofreenashville.org/. Of course, I am still on Saturdays on WRVU, Saturdays from 4pm-7pm (listen at 91.1 FM or online at http://wrvu.org/.)

Travelling to Huntsville was fun last weekend and though I am looking forward to more travel - I am always excited to play in Nashville. In addition to WRVU, I will also be spinning at Tribe and eXceSs this Saturday. For Tribe, I am quite excited to feature this week the US premiere of Tina Cousins' new video "Wonderful Life." As her webmaster, I can happily report how well this song is doing in Australia. I will also be showcasing new videos from Uniting Nations (for all you Eric Prydz fans who wish the office was more like an aerobics video), Madonna (just wait until you see this one) and some fun new remixes. I am especially excited about eXceSs (say that three times fast) with a batch of hot new choons that I can't wait to drop on the afterhours crowd.

Its not often that I spin at birthday parties, but when Chris Lee asked me to spin at his 40th party - I was more than honored. Long time party people will remember Chris Lee as the head of the Anode crew, one of the original rave party promoters in Nashville (anyone else remember Soundshock and Bam?) Mark your calendars for

Chris Lee's birthday celebration at the Cannery on August 5th which will feautre a live performance by local heroes Venus Hum and dj sets by numerous local favorites. For more info, go to http://www.chrislee.tv/40/

July 21, 2005 I love Family Guy and I love a-ha.. so you know I loved this clip..

July 17, 2005 My 10 year college reunion is coming up in a few months.  I had to write a brief statement for the memory book - here is waht I sent in.

Just like when I was at Vanderbilt University, I am living a unique double life. During the weekdays, I work for Local Government Data  Processing Corporation where I support, install and train people on government financial software applications. I have been with the company since 1997 and enjoy the freedom to work from home as I help customers all around the Southeast.

Evenings and weekends, I assume the role of DJ Ron and DJ nightclubs in Nashville and around the country. Soon after graduation, I began spinning nightclubs - starting locally and then touring all over the US (everywhere from Seattle and Chicago, Denver and Columbus to all points between) from 2000-2002. I was the opening DJ for the Zone which launched the local afterhours scene and am currently a resident at eXceSs, Nashville's home for afterhours. Tribe's opening night saw me adding video to my repertoire and I continue to spin there weekly. Over the years, I have held residencies at the Underground,  Inner Sanctum, Connection, and the Outer Limits. In addition to club work, I do volunteer work for Nashville Cares events (Artrageous, Night in White), Pride and for other local community organizations. I continue to spin two weekly WRVU shows - 91 Dance and 91 Out of the Closet - and have recently added a show at WRFN - Radio Free Nashville, a local community radio station.

The past few years has seen me expand into production and writing. As part of the Piper remix and production team, our remixes of LeAnn Rimes, Kylie Minogue and Wynonna have been big club sucesses. Wynonna loved our dance remix of "I Want to Know What Love Is" so much that she rereleased her album to add it to the lineup. To help spread the love of dance music, I am the guide/editor of dancemusic.about.com - one of the nation's leading dance music resources. My own personal site, www.djron.com, is updated weekly with news, events, playlists and pictures.

I look forward to seeing all of you while you are in Nashville. If you are looking for the hottest places to dance while you are in town, feel free to ask.

July 14, 2005 The ultimate Bananarama interview

July 6, 2005 A few funny things

When graphic artists get bored . . .  

Some really offensive t-shirts

Words to live by -  "the only difference between lick and luck is u"

And a joke...

A history professor and a psychology professor are sitting outside at a nudist colony

History professor - "Have you read Marx?"

Psychology professor - "Yes, I think it's from the wicker chairs."

June 10, 2005 Last weekend was a bit wild for me: my parents came up from Florida for a visit. They hadn't been to Nashville since I graduated from Vanderbilt. For those keeping count, in a couple of months I will be celebrating my ten year college reunion.  My parents loved the house and took some pictures which you can see here.   I took Mom and Dad to Red Wagon (twice), Chapel Bistro, Demos, and Pancake Pantry (where we sat next to LeAnn Rimes). My father was fascinated with the people standing in line to get into the Pancake Pantry, I tried to explain that it was a Nashville tradition.  

Speaking of Nashville traditions, I left my parents on their own Saturday morning so that I could head to the Pride festival. I marched with the Tribe/Play crew and then helped with the WRFN - Radio Free Nashville booth. We got a great reception (sorry, bad radio pun.) Thanks to everyone who stopped by the booth - be sure to check out the website - radiofreenashville.org and tune in!

In addition to all the great booths and activities, the live entertainment at Pride is always a highlight. I caught Good Lord to the Devil on the Church Street Freedom Press stage and was very impressed. After playing GL2TD music on the radio for months, this was my first live experience and they are incredible live. Their stage mannerisms and facial expressions really sell the songs. If you haven't heard of GL2TD - check out their website (http://www.gl2td.com/).

Y'all know that I am all about the dance divas - so the one-two punch of Kristy Kay and Crystal Waters satiated me (and the crowd). Kristy performed an updated version of "Who's that Loving You Now" and the new Lenny B single "I Touch Myself." Kristy's energetic performance was a great opener for Crystal Waters who gave us over 30 minutes of dance anthems. The second I recognized the intro to "Makin' Happy," I knew we would be enjoying a fun set of all her hits. I want to send a big shoutout to DJ Shell who spun the whole day and kept the energy going with a funky mix of Destination Unknown" after Crystal Waters finished.

Walking around the booths, I noticed that the dates for two big Nashville events had been announced. Be sure to mark your calendar for the second annual Human Rights Campaign Wild West Showdown on October 14th and the Nashville Cares fundraising event Artrageous - Bound on November 12th.

Speaking of Nashville treasures, have you been to Spun records lately? I stopped by this past week and was amazed by what they have in stock. Lots of dance & hip-hop vinyl, CDs, DVDs and videos in a most funky atmosphere. If you get tired of corporate record stores - check out Spun at 1701 Portland (above Galactic Gateways and across from Belmont College and Athlete's House - next to Circle K).

I've been receiving a few eMails asking about Klaus Nomi. We are doing a release party for The Nomi Song DVD next Wednesday, June 15th at Tribe. Klaus was an interesting character who is difficult to describe. A totally unique musician, he was so much more than can be easily encapsualted, fusing avant garde performance art with new wave music. Here is a description from the thenomisong.com - "He was in a way like a gay Alice Cooper, complete with sets, costumes and make-up, who wasn't threatening you with blood and gore and rock and roll death, but putting on a show that reflected the parallel scenes of Performance Art and Camp theatrics. It was fashion, it was playfulness, like dressing up in your mother's clothes." I will be playing clips from the Nomi Song DVD on Wednesday and we have a lot of CDs and tattoos to give away.

Speaking of Tribe, every so often I get a music video that I just know is going to be huge. When I first saw the new Basement Jaxx "You Don't Know Me" video online -I flipped. Imagine Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up" with the Queen of England. Well maybe that is a bit extreme, but the video features a look alike of the "real" Queen going on a rampage in London. Fans of Scissor Sisters will love the video for the Bodyrockers "I Like the Way" which comes to the US after massive success all over the world. Pop music lovers will dig the new Lindsey Lohan video "First" from the movie "Herbie: Fully Loaded." Part two of the Abbalicious series is ready as well - featuring the insanely dramatic Cashetta singing "The Winner Takes It All" with help from Carson of QEFTSG. Come out to Tribe Saturday night for all of  these music videos and lots more!

May 15, 2005 A few fun links

The future of commercial radio

The real meaning of Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl"

Some great phallic logos

April 27, 2005 A few quotes that I have been thinking about..

From Annette of Venus Hum - "it's not your excuse, its your challenge"

From the Who Shot Kaje DJ  - (I will be) "fulfilling your musical needs"

April 20, 2005 Two reasons I am loving my new neighborhood:

1.  My neighbor mowed his lawn last Friday.  My lawn was mowed today.  Not 30 minutes after my lawn was mowed, my neighbor is back out there mowing his lawn again.

2.  I went to Hunan Express (or whatever the Chinese takeout place on Gallatin is called.)  I ordered and the Asian clerk barely spoke English to me.  She yells out the order over the microphone in an asian language then proceeds to the drive thru where she speaks perfect Spanish to the next customer.

April 9, 2005 An operations manager for Jack in the Box was late for a meeting and called his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the voice mail message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide "play by play" of the incident. This is the actual voice mail message. It was forwarded so many times within Jack in the Box, it crashed their voice mail server. Just click on the web site to listen.

April 5, 2005 From a friend:

The Vice President's wife (would that be the Second Lady?) wrote a lesbian historical romance novel, which was published as a mass-market paperback was published in 1981.

http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/sisters.asp

http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/sisters-signed.asp

Used paperback copies (all four of them) go for $250-$500 on abebooks.com:

"No collection of schlocky lesbian fiction would be complete without this gem!"

Those crazy repressed fundies...

April 1, 2005 Is this really how we see the world??

March 23, 2005 I was quoted in Billboard this week..

March 19, 2005

Web Clip Buoys Novelty Song

BY MICHAEL PAOLETTA

One novelty song was omnipresent throughout Europe in summer 2004: "Dragostea Din Tei."

Dueling versions of the energetic dance-pop track battled territory by territory, with the version by O-Zone finishing at No. 1 on the year-end Eurochart Hot 100 Singles survey after spending 12 weeks in the chart's pole position from June to September.

The rival version, by Romanian-born/Italy-based TV star/singer Haiducci on Italian label Universo, ranked No. 9 on the year-end tally.

Originally issued on Romania's Media Services label, O-Zone's "Dragostea" was internationally licensed by Italian independent dance label Time, which then licensed the track to labels around the world, including Jive in the United Kingdom, Island in Germany and Ultra in the United States.

Last fall, Ultra released the original Romanian version of the bubbly track, followed one month later by a newly recorded English-language version, with vocals by Lucas Prata. Both versions—which appear on O-Zone's "DiscOzone" album—went nowhere fast on this side of the Atlantic.

That is, until a homemade video of the track—innocently created by 19-year-old New Jersey native Gary Brolsma—began appearing on several Web sites late last year. The buzz became so loud that NBC's "Today" invited Prata and Dan Balan (formerly of O-Zone) to perform the song on the show last month.

Following this performance, Ultra sent a Today Show Mix of the song—now titled "Dragostea Din Tei (Ma Ya Hi)" by Balan featuring Prata—to radio.

The original version, penned by Balan, is published by EMI Music Publishing Romania. The English version was written by Balan and Prata, whose songs are handled by 150 Lafayette Music/Lookieluke Songs (ASCAP).

These days, many are wondering if the Prata-fueled, Valentin-remixed version will be as popular here as the original Romanian version was around the world.

"I'm hanging on to my seat belt these days," Ultra president Patrick Moxey says. He acknowledges that the label has been "working the record" for eight months without much success. "Now, we're trying to break it bigger."

Recently, Ultra signed off on a request from "Jimmy Kimmel Live" to use the song on an upcoming episode. The track is also a hit at Apple Computer's iTunes Music Store, where it has been No. 1 on the dance page.

"The video is giving the song a second life here," says Nashville-based club DJ Ron Slomowicz, who believes people are responding to the video's "do-it-yourself approach and the sense of it being an inside joke."

Perhaps it is too much of a joke for some stations. "We didn't attach ourselves to the record too much because it was too novelty," WKTU New York music director Skyy Walker says. "We weren't sure if our audience was ready for one of these."

That said, Walker says the station is still "up in the air" about adding the track. "We're keeping an eye on it."

In this issue, without much radio airplay, "Dragostea" resides at No. 74 on the Pop 100 and at No. 73 on the Hot Digital Songs chart.

According to Nielsen SoundScan, the track has been steadily increasing in digital sales during the past five weeks; it has totaled more than 32,000 paid downloads.

"It seems that every day something big is happening with this record," notes Moxey, who has Brolsma and his video to thank.

DOING THE NUMA NUMA

In Brolsma's video—which debuted on the Web site newgrounds.com in December and has since spread to other sites)—Brolsma is shown lip-synching to the song's original version while doing what he calls the "Numa Numa Dance." Throughout, with arms flailing and head bobbing to and fro, Brolsma remains seated. The video has received more than 2 million hits at newgrounds.com alone.

Unbeknownst to Brolsma, he has become a one-man marketing and promotion team for Ultra. Indeed, the song's stateside success may lie in his hands—or in his quirky, humorous video, as it were.

Brolsma is the first to admit that all the attention has caught him off guard. "I'm surprised by what's going on," he tells Billboard. "I never saw what I was doing, when I was making the video, as something that could be used to help promote" the record.

He says he was simply fooling around with a song that a friend had sent him. "It was me being spontaneous," he says. "I didn't set out to do anything, really. It's pretty weird what's happened since."

None of this is lost on Prata, whose radio interviews and club bookings have increased since the start of the year. Signed directly to Ultra, Prata agreed to sing the English version because he thought it might help to break him in the United States and Europe. Apparently, he thought right.

"There is more activity on my Web site [lucasprata.com] as well as message boards devoted to me and the song," he says. "I've been getting calls from journalists around the world. You can't buy publicity like this if you try."

For Prata, whose career is managed and booked by Nene Musik's Ruben Martinez, the timing could not be better. His second Ultra single, "And She Said," arrives next month. "Sure, 'Ma Ya Hi' has helped launch me," Prata notes, "but I have my own music and a solo career to back it up."

Martinez is also booking Brolsma for special appearances.

Meanwhile, Balan, who left boy trio O-Zone—which hails from the eastern European republic of Moldova—is living in New York where he is shopping demos of his new, still-nameless English-language rock band.

"I'm going back to my rock roots," says Balan, who prior to O-Zone was a member of rock band Inferialis. "But I will do what's needed of me to make 'Dragostea Din Tei' bigger in the U.S."

Whether it hits the U.S. jackpot remains unclear. Pointing to Los Del Rio's "Macarena" and Las Ketchup's "The Ketchup Song (Hey Hah)," respectively, Slomowicz succinctly offers, "Sometimes [international] novelty records are huge here, and sometimes they're not."

March 21, 2005 Our mix of Nicol Sponberg is mentioned in Billboard this week:

Last year, dance radio embraced trance-hued remixes of Wynonna's "I Want to Know What Love Is" (Curb) by Nashville-based production trio Piper (Tommy Dorsey, Ron Slomowicz and Lenny Bertoldo).

The process will surely be repeated with Piper's latest remix, "Resurrection" by Nicol Sponberg, a respected singer in the Christian music field.

Before passing judgment, give this (secular) gem a listen. Sponberg will remind you of Annie Lennox. Her emotional delivery proves to be the perfect muse for Piper's rugged pop foundation.

Less pop are Gabriel & Dresden's Vocal Mix and Dub, which are as haunting as they are uplifting. The vocal version is wildly pleasing—particularly when, midway through, the tempo drops to a chilled-out groove, with Sponberg's voice surrounded by synth swirls.

To the DJs that helped take Lennox's "Wonderful" and "A Thousand Beautiful Things" to the top of the Hot Dance Club Play chart last year: Do not ignore this potent, poignant jam.

March 2, 2005 Another way to look at things - Betty Butterfield's views on life..

February 15, 2005 This is cute - build your own South Park character..

February 5, 2005 My friend Jody who does MeanKitty.com sent me two cute things - a screen cleaner and the dj cat

January 25, 2005 I rarely plug/endorse businesses but:

Insurance is a very important product that we all need.  With all the government drama, TennCare and the economy, we all need to make sure that we have adequate health and life insurance.  For someone like me who knows next to nothing about insurance, I would be a little scared to go out there and find an agent to explain things to me.  This is why I am excited that my very close personal friend, Jessica Carter, has started selling insurance with United American Insurance.  Jessica has the heart of a teacher and will listen to your needs and explain the different options available, helping you select the right one for you.  

For more information, please email Jessica at jessicasellsinsurance@yahoo.com.

January 22, 2005 Ready for some pictures from Turnabout at Tribe last night?  Yes, Anna Rexia makes another appearance..

January 21, 2005 Speak Out For Animals - check out their site.

January 19, 2005 Are you wondering what your ip address is? Click here to see your IP ADDRESS

December 26, 2004 I learned about Into the Storm, a great online style magazine, from the Agenda Inc newsletter.

December 23, 2004 Incredible things continue to happen with our Piper mix of Wynonna "I Want to Know What Love Is." Her latest CD has been REISSUED to include our remix. The new CDs should be arriving in stores now (they have been spotted in several Nashville shops). Look for the yellow sticker on the cover announcing the BONUS PIPER remix. The label is predicting that the remix will help Wynonna's album go GOLD! Our remix is also available on Dance Party: Like Its 2005 and will be on Ultra Dance Volume 6 coming out next month. Radio airplay continues to grow around the US as the song climbs up the Billboard Dance Radio chart. I want to thank everyone out there for supporting us on this remix. Wait until you hear what us Piper boys are cooking up for you next.

December 21, 2004 I have been really enjoying Good Lord to the Devil - check out their myspace site

December 20, 2004 Check out a DJ friendly holiday message...

December 17, 2004 Before you send your next email, check out this primer.. one of the best online courses..

November 15, 2004 Review published in Billboard Magazine
I Want to Know What Love Is
WYNONNA
Producer(s): Dann Huff, Wynonna Judd
Writer(s): M. Jones
Publisher(s): Somerset Songs (ASCAP)
Genre: DANCE
Label/Catalog Number: Curb 73198 (CD promo)
Source: Billboard Magazine
Originally Reviewed: November 13, 2004

Country singer Wynonna is not particularly a known commodity in the dance community. But that is likely to change with the potent Piper remixes of the artist's cover of Foreigner's 1984 No. 1 pop hit, "I Want to Know What Love Is." Piper (aka Ron Slomowicz, Tommy Dorsey and Lenny Bertoldo) surround Wynonna's blues-tinged vocals with rugged trance-laced rhythms. Sure, some club DJs will find these remixes too pop for dancefloors, but that unfortunate reality should not deter dance radio programmers from immediately adding this tight radio edit.—MP

Our remix is mentioned on the Wynonna website.

September 29, 2004 I was sent this in email - I thought I would share it with all of you:

A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds "Well God is both male and female."

This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."

This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"

Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers,"Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...

"Is Michael Jackson God?"

September 7, 2004 Our remix is mentioned on the Wynonna website.

September 5, 2004 Did you know that there were Gay Egyptians? Check out these tomb paintings..

August 25, 2004 Our remix of Wynonna Judd "I Want to Know What Love Is" is now available for download at Walmart.com - click here to preview and download the Piper mix done by Tommy Dorsey, Lenny B and myself.  

The mix is doing well in the UK - hitting #12 on the Pop Tip Club Chart.  Its starting to buzz over here as well and there are plans to service it to US radio stations really soon.

August 23, 2004 How well do you know me - DJ Ron?  Take my quiz and find out...

August 21, 2004 My friend , the gifted musicain Xander Smith, passed away last weekend in an automobile accident.  Please add your thoughts to his memorial page.

August  13, 2004 From the newsletter:

Remember a couple of weeks ago when I mentioned being nominated in the DJ/Electronica section of the Nashville Scene Music Awards? The nominees are covered in this week's issue - make sure you pick one up! I am incredibly honored to be nominated, especially among the distinguished nominees. I enjoyed Jensen Sportag's performance at the Son of a Buzz and Click. I met Terry Grant at the Elevator Music Collective tea dance while I was enjoying the music of Chek and Mindub, and, of course, Venus Hum's "Big Beautiful Sky" has never left my CD case since I bought it. To be included with such great nominees is incredible. You can check out the nominees and cast your vote online here.

Speaking of the Nashville Scene - did you see that awesome review of Red at Tribe?

To answer a few music questions. At Tribe, the foreign language video with yodeling is called "Dragostea Din Tei (Mai Ai Hee)" The original version is by O-zone and there is a cover version by Haiduccii. I found a lyrcial translation here. I got an insane reaction to the "No Milk Today" that I played last week on the radio. The new track by Royal Gigolos is a cover of Herman's Hermits. It was a special dedication to my lactose intolerant homies. Listen for the new RuPaul "Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous" out this weekend!

August  4, 2004 Do you have a Pay Pal account?  You might be elgible to be part of a settlement - check out this site for more information   https://www.paypal.com/settlement/

August 2, 2004 Had a great night last night.  Hit two parties - Son of a Buzz and Click and the NashFae Lammas Cotillion. The B&C part had a lot of great electronica acts and I hung out with my favorite goth chick.  Jensen Sportag were my favorites - rocking out with the sounds of techno, inspired from back when it was fun.   The Lammas event was full of faeries (no - that's not a derogatory term - that's how they identify themselves). The space had a great energy and people were more colorful than the decoration.  Watching the crowning ceremony was definitely an experience.. congratulations to my friend Ian who graciously accepted the title as queen faerie..  

July 8, 2004 You have one week left to claim a refund on sales tax collected on ISP Services.  Legislation was enacted in response to the Tennessee Court of Appeals' 2003 ruling that charges for Internet access services are not subject to sales tax in Tennessee. You can get more info by clicking here

July 7, 2004 Why would a club that seeks to "redefinine Nashville" and expecting "Sophisticated attire" litter the streets with its flyers while tackily posting them on unsuspecting cars outside a really sophisticated club?

July 2, 2004 It's been a long time, hasn't it. So much has happened over the past couple of weeks that keeping everything going has kept me superbusy... now, it's time for a wrap up.

Our remix of Wynonna's "I Want to Know What Love Is" was approved by Curb Records and Wynonna herself. Our version will be released as a single in the UK. It was played at G A Y in London and the reaction was overwhelming. Look out for more great music from Piper - Tommy Dorsey, Lenny Bertoldo, and myself - to be coming very soon. Lenny B will be in town this weekend spinning a special guest spot at the Connection Saturday night!

The Nashville Scene will be announcing the nominations for the Nashville Music Awards in the next week, and I was notified that I am a nominated in the DJ/Electronica category. I am incredibly honored as they have chosen five incredible nominees to represent the Nashville dance scene. DJ Terry Grant just had a single picked up on Bedrock. Everyone knows Venus Hum and their great records and videos - including "Soulsloshing" and their version of "I Feel Love" with Blue Man Group. My fellow WRVU DJ Austin and Benji, who make up Jensen Sportag, a laptop duo, who are making their own unique version of electronic dance music. Two other WRVU alumni, DJ Chek & Mindub, are nominated together for their contributions via Audity Central and all the other incredible events they throw to build the Nashville dance scene. I am incredibly honored to be included in this list of well deserved nominees.

I have one more big announcement but I am sworn to secrecy until July 9th. Its an incredible honor that I have been dreaming about for years. I am so excited about it, and you know how hard it is for me to be quiet about things.

Happy Charles and I roadtripped two weeks ago to Knoxville for the "Boys of Summer" party at the Electric Ballroom. Charles was magnetic on stage performing. Check out his new single "There is a Place," produced by Julian Marsh (which is on the new Centaur Pride compilation). I had the pleasure of sharing the booth with residents DJ Drama and DJ Rush who were as fun to dance to as they were to hang out with.

Its fun to be on the road but coming back to Nashville is always fun. Wasn't Pride a blast? The turnout was incredible, as was the energy and positivity that was in the air. Big kudos to the Nashville Pride committee for throwing such a big event. It's never too late to make a contribution to Nashville pride - either by volunteering your time or making a financial contribution. Also, watch out for the Pride Ball 2004 at a new exciting location - coming soon!

Dancemusic.about.com is keeping me busy as always... check out new interviews with Cyndi Lauper, porn star turned club singer Colton Ford, Armand Van Helden, Jazzanova, Nick Fiorucci, and MC Mario.

I have been getting several questions about a few songs - so here are some answers: The video with the two girls spanking everyone is Armand Van Helden "Hear My Name" and the song is available on his awesome mixed CD "New York: A Mix Odyssey," which also includes the future anthem (you heard about it here first) "My My My." The parachuting babies video is Boogie Pimps "Somebody to Love" and the cover of "California Dreaming" is by Royal Gigolos. Both songs are on Ultra Dance 5. The song with the sample of Diana Ross "Upside Down" and the chorus from Genesis "Land of Confusion" is Alcazar's "This is the World We Live In." I will be premiering the video Saturday night at Tribe. All of you Kylie fans will get a taste of "Chocolate" as well.

June 18, 2004 If you know me, you know that I love Swatch watches.  I tend to be one or two every year when I am up in New York or find myself in a swatch store.  I saw the new BunnySutra swatch in the news and I had to mail order it.  I found this great article about the saucy swatch in a Cleveland newspaper.  Be sure to ask me to tap the face next time you see me.

June 15, 2004 High gas prices driving you nuts?  Here are 13 Ways to increase your fuel economy and reduce fuel costs.

June 10, 2004 Dance music can come from anywhere..

June 3, 2004 A friend sent this to me and I had to share it with everyone.  Check out  The Straight Man's Guide to Enjoying Gay Sex

May 26, 2004 A brilliant use of Sin With Sebastian "Shut Up and Sleep With Me" - warning do not watch this at work..

April 11, 2004 Tired of Easter - check out Exorcist Bunnies..

April 8, 2004 Pictures from Turnabout posted.. DJ Ron in Drag as Anna Rexia

March 24, 2004 Play dressup with Jesus - quite funny..

March 22, 2004 My journal from WMC - rather than repost it here - check it out here.

March 21, 2004 Finally got all the pictures online from WMC - check them out.

March 12, 2004 Miami trip was incredible.. will post detailed writeups as soon as my notes are legible <grin>

In the mean time check out this article, the Miami Herald quoted me.

February 28, 2004 Don't you hate moronic customer service?  I have a love/hate relationship with my Sidekick.  When it works, its amazing.  When it decides to die and I try to get it repaired or replaced, I hate the customer service.. their logic simply makes no sense.

On a happier note, Tribe was a lot of fun - a really great crowd that just grew as the HRC dinner crowd came down.  I heard the event went really well and people were ready to party, I had never seen a conga line at the club before.   I also got up the nerve to ask out a guy that I have had a crush on for nearly 7 years.   I am not really the shy type but I had never been in the right situation when I saw him out.  Last night, he came up and asked about a song and we chatted for a bit.  Really casual and cool, who know's what will happen. 

February 25, 2004 I am trying to get everything lined up for WMC next week which seems like a full time job, trying to arrange all the parties in a cohesive schedule.. yes I am a bit OCD.  I am quite excited to be on two panels this year - Grassroots and Mixshow. I am also looking forward to seeing all my friends who I talk to on the phone/online, see my favorite performers, and of course hearing fierce music.  This summit always reinspires me to come back to Nashville with new energy..

Most people in the industry know me as the picture taken - for all the industry/artist pictures I post on this site.  Now as guide for dancemusic.about.com - I have a legitimate reason to be taking all these pictures...

Speaking of taking a lot of pictures for the web - check out Mark's website - www.m4rk.us.  He is the guy taking all the pictures at Tribe each night.

February 23, 2004 Here is a neat geek trick:
Open a blank document in Word and type:
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Then, press Enter, and wait for 3 seconds.

February 22, 2004 I received a phone call at the station last week from an old friend who had moved back to Nashville from San Francisco.  He mentioned that he did not go there to come out, that he still "services the hole, not the pole."  I heard this and asked him to repeat it, because it was such a colorful use of the English language.  

This was fresh in my mind today when another friend referred to sex as the "inebriated exchange of fluids."  

February 21, 2004 I was reading an interview with Tom Gardner of Overstock.com on Motley Fool and thought these two lessons were quite useful.

Byrne: Well, I hate to be on here sounding like I am dropping his name because I know he hates that. But half of my worldview was formed by this guy. He is just an incredible fellow. Two things. One, is act like what you are going to do is going to end up on the front page of The Washington Post because by the time a man is 60, he has the reputation he deserves. That is one of them, it sounds sort of corny and midwestern, but it is a good way to live.

Secondly, think of yourself as you go through life as standing at the plate and people throwing you pitches. It is a very special baseball game. There is no one calling the balls and strikes and you can stand there forever. You have got all these people in the bleachers saying, "Hey, swing you bum!" on every second pitch. You just have to learn to ignore them and when a pitch comes along and it is straight but it is a little high inside, you let it pass. Another one comes along and it is a little low outside. Every once in a while a pitch comes along that looks like the sweetest, juiciest, fattest pitch you are ever going to see. And when it does, you swing from your heels on it. You come out of your shoes on it. That is how you go through life. And you are only going to get about ten swings like that, maybe five swings. That is what you wait for. Too many people go through life batting at every other pitch. So just wait for your opportunities and when they come you swing from your heels.

February 17, 2004 Was sent this in email and thought it was quite useful:  

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important for the test to work accurately.

You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact... There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping everything away with it.

Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer.

Somehow the man looks familiar. Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life.

So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful men.

And here's the question (please give an honest answer):

Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?

February 17, 2004 This is absolutely brilliant - Things You Would Love to Say Out Loud at Work

February 11, 2004 I did something tonight for the first time, and quite enjoyed it. I had my first facial.  Jim Robert who works at the Origins Counter (Dillards - Green Hills Mall) invited me to have a facial and introduce me to Origins.  I figured it was about time I started taking care of my skin and give the whole thing a shot.

At first I was a bit nervous, cosmetic counters are for women.  Even though I am pretty liberal in my thoughts, I felt a bit weird at the prospect of being worked on in front of strangers walking by.  I was relieved that Jim took me to a private room on the site.  The room was quite soothing and Jim proceeded to do a facial mask, hand scrub and show me how to apply several different products.  This was all new to me, so I was asking lots of questions that he was more than happy to answer.  He was very patient and helped me write a "how to" list - the order and the steps, how and when to apply each product for its maximum effect.

I found the experience to be quite soothing and decadant, something that would be a daily treat.  I figured that I am given breaks from work and all this could easily be done during a 15 minute break, so what the heck.

So if you notice my skin a little clearer or glowing a little bit, you will know the Origin of the improvement.

February 10, 2004 Sick of the pretentious snobs at Starbucks?? Check this out..

February 7, 2004 My friend sent me this today and I just had to post it.. a visitor's guide to Nashville..

February 4, 2004 Really exciting day today on the remix front.  With one project we are working on, there are like three amazing possibilities of what can happen.   If any of them come through, WOW.  If all of them come through, its going to be life changing..  I wish i could go into more detail but I don't want to jinx it.

February 2, 2004 Not enough Kylie in your world?

Check out her next video - Red Blooded Woman  or  her   new 2 minute Love Kylie underwear video.

February 1, 2004 The past week has been wonderful.. my aunt took me on a weeklong Caribbean cruise.  We hit the islands of Barbados, St. Thomas, Aruba, St. Kitts and Margarita Islanda (Venezuela).  Very relaxing and wonderful food.. I swear my pants weren't this tight when I left.  I loved swimming with sea turtles in Barbados and snorkeling on De Palm island in Aruba.  While I was snorkeling I was entranced by this one fish who I kept following.  About 20 minutes later, I realized that I was more than a mile off shore..   I also loved Aruba because it had my two favorite stores in close proximity, Swatch and Benetton.  This one really cool swatch is basically a Magic Eightball.. really cute.  Aside from really tragic return flights and lost luggage (American Airlines sucks), the trip was magical.  I have some pictures posted here.

Last night was turnabout at Tribe, which means that the employees came in drag.  Think about it, I am on the radio until 7pm and had to be there at 8pm.  I sincerely thank Chris (aka Kimmie Cliche) for all of her help with dressing me and doing my make up.  I think she did a fabulous job, especially with a 45 minute time limit.  You can see the cleavage in full effect here.

January 22, 2003 Getting ready for the big trip tomorrow, so I thought I would post a few funny bits up here..

A joke from Republican country music star, Toby Keith

Q: What's the difference between a twosome and a threesome?
A: In a twosome, only one girl gets disappointed.

Tired of boybands and girlbands, try a trans-band:

For a really Mad Cow - check out.

January 3, 2004 I report my video playlist at Tribe to a magazine called CVC Report.  They just contacted me asking for a Top 10 and Bulk Erase (least favorite) videos of the year.  I had already computed my most played, but my favorites took a little more thought. This is what I submitted.

Top 10 Favorite Music Videos
1. Benny Benassi - Satisfaction
2. Junior Senior - Move Your Feet
3. Richard X vs Liberty X - Being Nobody
4. Venus Hum - Soulsloshing
5. BT - Simply Being Loved (Somnambulist)
6. Kristine W - Fly Again
7. Yomanda - You're Free
8. Elton John - Are You Ready for Love
9. THEM - Let Me See Your Underwear
10. Lemur - Tu Es Fouto & Johnny McGovern - Soccer Practice


Bulk Erasure Pick
Jene - Get Into Something
Jennifer Lopez - I'm Glad
Madonna - American Life (censored version)

Here are my year end - most played songs/videos for 2003

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