Save a Circuit Boy

A tragedy is occurring world wide. Everyday thousands of circuit boys are forced to go to parties without pills in their pockets or designer clothes on their backs. These unfortunate boys are living in large, overcrowded cities, forced to share their luxury apartments and condos with roommates, borrowing money just to make the monthly payments on their BMW's. They have been forced to shop at designer discount stores and drink cheap vodka. Their gym memberships are behind and their bodies are beginning to suffer. This suffering does not have to happen! You can make a difference. We have established SCb, the Save a CircuitBoy Foundation. A for profit organization set up to globally aid our party goers in need. For only $25 a day you can help a boy out.

Your donation will provide pills, powder and poppers to make sure our boys have fun. Your gift will ensure they have the proper accesso! ries and the latest designer fashions. Remember, it's our ability to accessorize that separates us from the animals. Can you imagine how traumatic it's been for these boys to attend parties in last years fashions? No, Prada, No Gucci, delinquent notices from Saks just tugging at their self esteem! Stop the insanity now.

There is no need to see "For Sale" signs in their European autos, get out your checkbook and call right now, your donation will count. For only $25 a day, a little over a dollar an hour, you can help a desperate boy in need.

Your donation will make a boy happy and provide the much-needed boost to keep her in the lifestyle she's accustomed to. For your daily gift of only $25 you'll receive a picture of your circuit boy at a recent party. You'll get a monthly letter telling you about all the fabulous places she's been and what shopping she's done. You'll get a health report from her personal traine! r and detailed purchase list from her dealer.

Isn't it time to reach out to a sad boy in need? Can you spare just a $25 a day? Do you really need that latte'? Couldn't you take public transportation instead of driving your car? Call now - Operators are waiting on their cell phones in coffee shops to take your donation. Dial 1-800-SAD-CBOY and make a difference today.

And if you are really feeling moved by this outgoing charity, think about donating an extra $150 a month to our CircuitBoy Vacation Fund. Provide a summer rental, a trip to P-town or a weekend in New York City to a worthy girl in need. This extra gift will get you a postcard from your boy on her vacation, a list of tricks done along the way, and a souvenir not to exceed $5 in value. Think about truly making a difference, skipping your own personal vacation could provide countless hours of much needed fun to a boy in need. Open your heart and your wallet and call now. 1-800-SAD-CBOY needs you. Go ahead ... make a boy happy.

SCF is a for profit organization sponsored by the Phi Beta Ketamina Sorority of Washington, DC and the Letter K.