YOU MIGHT BE A BIG QUEEN OF THE 90'S IF.......

...Special K means something to you besides breakfast cereal

...you require two syllables to say "please"

...you've ever trimmed your pubic hair to make "it" look bigger

...by the time the bus has arrived at your stop, you've given every other passenger a "fashion score"

...to you the opposite for "no" is "fabulous"

...your upper body composes more than 90% of your body weight

...you speak in italics

...you describe your weekend as "ok" when asked because they just wouldn't understand anyway

...you think the term "circuit training" has nothing to do with working out

...your wardrobe is categorized by color, season, and city

...you see a bottle of vitamin E at the chemist's for $5 and wish to God it were true

... you can name more than 10 songs with "joy" in the title

...you seem to be stuck in some kind of "Groundhog's Day" type time warp every weekend

...you've ever accidentally leaned in to kiss "hello" to someone in your office

...you know the meaning of the word "brazen"

...you haven't been home on a Saturday night or seen any Sunday morning TV in more than six months

...you're NOT going out next weekend, I mean you really need some rest

...you'd just die if you lost your internet access at work

AND FINALLY....YOU MIGHT BE A BIG QUEEN OF THE 90'S IF...

...you have a favorite DJ, and will defend him/her to the death, but don't know what all the fuss is about Michael Jordan!