A Good Friend:

gives you a bump when your bullet is empty

holds your hand when you're really rolling hard

buys you cranberry juice when you're in a K-hole

hallucinates that you're there when you aren't

reminds you of who you are when you've forgotten your name

stays with you so can find your way out of that darn bathroom stall that was so

easy to get into but so complicated to get out of

goes out of their way to fill your water bottle when you're really feeling it and can't

leave the dance floor, or find the stairs, for that matter

carries you out of the club if you start to fall out (or do fall out)

who helps you find a tissue so you can clear out your nose

helps you release with the pressure, the pressure, the pressure of the world

smiles for you when they are sad you dropped your blow pop

helps you become a better dancer

and most importantly loves you even when the X wears off!

doesn't mind pouring water down your back when you G out

doesn't make you feel stupid when you start walking up to everyone, saying "I love you. I love you." or when the phone rings and you try to answer the TV remote control

doesn't bitch when you've asked for gum the 8,946th time

tells you when you're really tweaked

was the first to explain the difference between the letters X and K

will chase your water bottle cap across the floor

stands by your side no matter how PHREAKY your costume looks

can always get those blasted microscopic baggies open

will shove AAA backup batteries in his socks for your laser pen

tells you when your little glow-stick routine is tired

introduces you to a friend on the dance floor

doesn't try to introduce you to half-a-dozen friends on the dance floor

doesn't hold a grudge if you disappear with his new "friend"

will split his last piece of gum with you

will split his last piece of gum - that's in his mouth - with you

tells you if your sunglasses have left black marks on your face

can speak "sketch" with you . . . fluently

apologizes for you when you blind someone with your mini mag lights

apologizes for you when you smash some suckers' toe with your jacked-up platforms

apologizes for you when you smack strangers with extensionsfrom your outfit

holds your water bottle when either you or your hands are full

doesn't take your vials when you're "out"

will go to the bathroom with you even during his favorite song

tries to find you to say "goodbye" when he's leaving

doesn't mind you calling to wake him at 5:30 from an after hours party (or Grandma's)

will still dance with you even though he's hated hearing "I believe...." or "Nobody's supposed to be here..." since the Winter Party.