This is for those of you who are gay men, or those of you that know a gay man, or those of you that wish you were a gay man, or those of you who say that you are NOT gay, but pretend to be gay just to get chicks, or those of you who just wanna laugh at the neurotic nature of gay men:
You Know You're a Gay Man if ...
01 - You know how to "get back" at just about everyone.
02 - You understand the subtle differences between at least 10 brands of vodka.
03 - You comprehend the immense importance of good (or bad) lighting.
04 - You've read the book, seen the movie ... and perhaps even "done" the musical.
05 - You can tell a woman you LOVE her bathing suit and MEAN her bathing suit.
06 - You can tell a woman she has lipstick on her teeth without embarrassing her.
07 - No one expects you to kiss and NOT tell.
08 - You can have naked pictures of men you DONfT know in your home.
09 - You can have naked pictures of men you DO know in your home.
10 - You can have naked pictures of men you DONfT know on your computer.
11 - Unlike your women friends, you can hang out in men's locker rooms.
12 - You understand why the Good Lord created spandex.
13 - You understand why the Good Lord did not intend everyone to wear spandex.
14 - You know the difference between a latte, cappuccino, cafe au lait and a
14 - macchiato (and even if you don't, you know how to fake it).
15 - You can be "bitchy" without anyone blaming it on biology.
16 - Your pets always have great names.
17 - Nobody expects you to change a tire.
18 - You're the only guy who gets to do the "Cosmo" quizzes.
19 - You know how to get a waiter's attention.
20 - You only wear polyester when you MEAN to.
21 - At any given instant, you can recite who was gay since the dawn of history.
22 - You are -- hands down -- your nephews' and nieces' favorite uncle.
23 - You get to choose your family.
24 - You can tell your sexual compatibility with a potential partner
24 - by the way he holds his drink.
25 - You can smile and let someone know you can't stand them.
26 - You wouldn't be caught dead at Hooters.
27 - You can freeze an approaching "bar troll" from twenty feet away.
28 - You're good pals with women that other women can't stand.
29 - You've always got an opinion, and don't mind sharing it.
30 - You wouldn't dream of dressing out of the latest International Male catalog.
31 - You know how to "air kiss."
32 - You know exactly which cosmetic surgery to consider having, and the
32 - perfect excuse to give people who ask where you've been for two weeks.
33 - You know how to dress strategically.
34 - You know when to move out and move on.
35 - You are the only one at the class reunion who looks better
35 - than you did in high school.
36 - You've got at least one framed picture of a pet.
37 - You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't necessarily an insult.
38 - You wouldn't buy someone a mug for their birthday.
39 - You know exactly which wine to bring.
40 - Sales clerks don't mess with you.
41 - You have a medicine chest that's stocked for any occasion.
42 - You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade.
43 - You've just about defeated the accent you were born with.
44 - You know the way to a man's heart is not necessarily through his stomach.
45 - You choose the most fabulous greeting cards.
46 - You know every film ever made with male frontal nudity.
47 - You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level.
48 - You have the very latest International Male catalog.