1. You know you're a clubber when......

2. The total amount of sleep you get on weekends is the sum total of how many times you've blinked since Friday night.

3. You have sleeping patterns that would kill normal human beings.

4. You're dead against drinking alcohol, but will snort horse tranquilliser with no prompting needed.

5. You start to think of Chuppa Chups as a separate food group.

6. You're happy when there is a recession because there are more empty Warehouses.

7. While your friends are getting married and having kids you are  collecting Yo Yo's and trying to remove chewing gum from your cargo pants.

8. You visit your folks and have nothing to say to your parents about your  weekend.

9. You can stand in front of a 12,000 watt speaker for an hour and love every minute of it.

10. You grin whenever you see a commercial for E news.

11. You can keep a straight face when saying " honestly, not that many people are on drugs..."

12. You are willing to spend $50 for a ticket for an event you might not  even go to, and $50 for something that might be aspirin but you're not willing to part with $2 for a bottle of water.

13. You are driving your car home and feel like you're in a video game.

14. You've been close friends with someone for weeks without actually knowing their name.