Great interview responses -

Interviewer: I'm sure you get many offers to remix different projects. What is your > method for picking the ones your most interested in doing?

DJ: At this point, I'll take whatever I can get.

Interviewer: What is your inspiration for each of the different remixes you do?

DJ: Inspiration? Shit, I just do the same thing every time and blow through the mix as quickly as possible. It's all whacked, so I don't really give a shit about inspiration.

Interviewer: Do you ever get to work with the artists on a one on one basis?

DJ: Fuck no! Why would I wanna work with the artist one on one? Shit, more 'n half of 'em can't even sing---I don't need that kind of aggravation!

Interviewer: What is your favorite or most used software for your remixes?

DJ: Acid.

Interviewer: Do you still do live appearances?

DJ: Yeah. I play at the local Karaoke bar.

Interviewer: If so, do you DJ live with Vinyl, CD's, or laptops?

DJ: 8-tracks, dood! Oh, and the occasional 78-rpm disc---they're limited edition, ya know!

Interviewer: Do you think your musical background gives you an better understanding > of music in the DJ World?

DJ: Well, let's see, hmmm.... most DJs couldn't hear a note if you smacked 'em in the face with it, and I am a musician, ergo, I actually don't have a better understanding of music in the, er, 'DJ World', as most DJs are tone-deaf, and I just don't understand that.

Interviewer: Where do you see musical styles heading?

DJ: To be honest, the absurdity of the question negates any worthwhile answer from me.

Interviewer: Do you prefer working on your own projects or remixing for other > artists or both?

DJ: I prefer sitting around all day, watching Family Guy reruns. If I actually had money, I'd prefer working on a coupla whores at the same time.

Interviewer: What is in the future for [Insert Name]?

DJ: Bankruptcy.